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Animals, Campus Life October 17, 2018

Confused Marine Biology Student Clarifies He “Would Never Step On Any Seal In Front Of The Student Union”

Puzzled marine biology student Mike Planter elucidated Wednesday that he “would never step on any seal in front of the Student Union.” This relieving statement…

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Politics September 26, 2018

Who The Fuck Is The Student Body President?

Seriously, we have no idea.

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