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News March 30, 2021

A Short History of FAU Blood Sacrifice

Once in a while here at The Hoot, we like to take a break from the breaking news to reflect on FAU’s past. Today, we…

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Listicles

How These Florida Universities Would React to Being Asked Their Pronouns


Campus Life, News

FAU, After Boasting Its Close Proximity To Beach And Nightlife To Attract Students, Claims Canceling Spring Break Did Wonders For COVID-19 Rates


Campus Life, News

FAU Blames High Out-Of-State Tuition On Zodiac Sign: “I Can’t Help It, I’m A Virgo”


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FAU Issues Warning to Watch Out for That One Spider



Campus Life, News

English Honors Society Membership Down: “No One Wants To Be An STD”


Campus Life

FAU Soon To Offer HTP1101, “How to Park,” As A Summer Course


Animals, News

How To Tell Which FAU Iguanas Have Human Souls Trapped Inside Them


Campus Life

FAU Band: “We Could’ve Given A Better Halftime Show Than The Weeknd.”



Alumni, News February 17, 2021

FAU Alumni Association Asks For FAU Love Stories, Receive Blackmail From Disgruntled Exes Instead

The weeks leading up to Valentine’s Day are always a bit more gloomy for single folks than normal. To add salt to the wound, The…


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