Returning Campus Resident Bids Sorrowful Goodbye to Home Shower
Scrubbing himself clean one final time, FAU student Eddie Duvall bid a sorrowful farewell to his home shower Wednesday before returning to live on campus…
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Student Leaves Literal Trail of Tears Turning in History Final
Student Emily Bleacher, after nights of procrastination, left a literal Trail of Tears behind her as she turned in her History final. “I thought that…