A Short History of FAU Blood Sacrifice
Once in a while here at The Hoot, we like to take a break from the breaking news to reflect on FAU’s past. Today, we…
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The weeks leading up to Valentine’s Day are always a bit more gloomy for single folks than normal. To add salt to the wound, The…