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News, Sports October 28, 2021

Ghost Of Famed FAU Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger Spotted Shitting On Howard Schnellenberger Field

A spooky sighting has occurred on FAU’s campus ahead of Halloween–– no, it’s not a disgraced Owlsley snorting 30 lines of coke, a blood sacrifice,…

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Sports, Uncategorized

Breaking: FAU To Begin Holding Tailgates After Football Games To Encourage Game Attendance

Campus Life

Victorian Literature Professor Wishes It Was Like The Good Ol’ Days

Animals, Campus Life

Peeping Tom Disguised As Iguana Caught In IVA Student’s Bathroom

Campus Life

Forensics Student A Little Too Into Coursework

Listicles

Top 7 Ways To Avoid That Tinder Match You Accidentally Ghosted

Campus Life

New Mask Mandate: Everyone Required To Wear Face Coverings Except Your Hot TA

News, Politics

Pres. Kelly Promoted To The Board Of Trustees’ Best Owl Boi

Campus Life, News

FAU Wimberly Library Set To Renovate 5th Floor Into An Indoor Trampoline Park

News April 30, 2021

Student Unsure How To Cite Ouija Board In MLA

As students prepare for final exams, English majors across all of FAU’s campuses are compiling journal articles and other research and building works cited pages…

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