Joey De La Rua
Alexander James Taylor
Smash Mouth Roadie
Wesley is a Political Science major who showed up to one of our meetings and never left. He’s actually in the Writers’ Room as we speak, sitting there, in the dark, alone. This is all Wesley ever does. We’re not really sure what he does for food. But he’s there every meeting, ready to go. Some say he’s a robot, some say he’s a mirage. All we know is that he knows that we know that this is kinda weird. Not the weirdest one on staff by far, though.
Scary Looking but Good Hearted Alien
Born somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy, Paul Harrington somehow ended up on The Hoot staff and nobody really knows what to do about it. He has written some of the strongest material for the team, and we are not just writing this because he has a laser gun to our heads. The first letter of all his articles combined spell the sentence “D.E.A.T.H. T.O. A.L.L. H.U.M.A.N.S.” but we ain’t scared.
Resident Meme Queen
Caitlyn is a Management Information Systems major who identifies as an attack helicopter. She spends most of her time running dank meme pages, trash talking 12-year-olds on Call of Duty, petting many of her cats, and selling her soul to the online Steam gaming community.
Billy was an original Hoot member who then left us like a dirty little slut to volunteer for Hitlary. We cried for months about it, but we got over it– our momma taught us to be strong. But the universe is a twisted place and somehow one day we ran into Billy at a picnic table and I guess he’s back now?