Editor in (Master) Chief
“Upcoming TikTok Artist”
Don’t know how to pronounce her name? Neither do we. Flaviane adds filters to her pictures and calls it photography on Instagram, and is majoring in Fake News with a minor in Spaghet. She has deep bags under her eyes from being woke AF. (We heard they’re Gucci.)
Awkward White Girl
Mattie is a Psychology Major and known overachiever. Between her 20 hour job, 3 organizations, and praising the Lord every Sunday she surprisingly has not lost her sanity. You can usually catch her with at least 2 large Dunkin Donut coffees running around campus. Check out her latest tweets complaining about graduating early, here: @mattiejane_005
Bri, who unlike the cheese has been known to smell rather nice, enjoys her alone time watching YouTube videos and eating turkey sandwiches, but if you get her started on something she’s passionate about, she doesn’t know when to shut up. Claims to be an intellectual, but finds herself day dreaming about memes she saw two weeks ago. If you’d like to watch her live tweet about how the current state of the country makes her want to move to Narnia, then feel free to do so at @b_defalco
An alien from an unknown planet. Originally came to Earth with the intention of conquering its people. Unfortunately, the people turned out to be a disappointment so falling back on plan B, he enrolled at FAU. Despite being ready to leave the planet with his degree, he had become indebted to its people. The loan people, to be precise.