Staff

Co-Leaders:

Andre Bolourian
Editor in (Master) Chief

Commonly referred to as Beta Andre and incontrovertibly the most handsome Andre on the team. Years of being subservient to Alpha André’s draconian regime led Beta Andre to rebel. Vowing never to fetch another complicated Starbucks order for Alpha André again, Beta Andre formed a coup to usurp The Hoot (and accent mark). Though his campaign to dethrone Alpha André proved successful, Beta Andre still has to answer to him because he pays for the website. If you would like to call him a mean name, he welcomes you to do so at @AndreABolourian.

Flaviane Chaves
“Crisis Actress”

Don’t know how to pronounce her name? Neither do we. Seriously, her name sounds like an exotic dessert. Flaviane likes to add filters to her pictures and call it photography on Instagram, and is majoring in Fake News. She has deep bags under her eyes from being woke AF. (We hear they’re designer.) If you want to see her live tweet her self-deprecating episodes, indulge here: @flavianevchaves

 


Writers:

Annabelle Graves
Actual Fetus

Annabelle Graves is a self proclaimed  “trendy teen” and plans to be an Education Major. Many speculate she’s twelve and she often claims she is completely over her emo phase although she can often be found in distant alleys jamming to My Chemical Romance.

Rachel Martin
Health Goth

Triple Virgo Rachel Martin, writer/graphic designer for The Hoot, is the textbook example of someone who is living their high school years during college. After dissociating for nearly a decade, they have found themselves taking a liking in high bass avant-pop and mean ASMR. They aspire to do at least one push up and to eventually have their existence validated.

Mattie Ralston
Awkward White Girl

Mattie is a Psychology Major and known overachiever. Between her 20 hour job, 3 organizations, and praising the Lord every Sunday she surprisingly has not lost her sanity. You can usually catch her with at least 2 large Dunkin Donut coffees running around campus. Check out her latest tweets complaining about graduating early, here: @mattiejane_005

Annabelle Graves
Actual Fetus

Annabelle Graves is a self proclaimed  “trendy teen” and plans to be an Education Major. Many speculate she’s twelve and she often claims she is completely over her emo phase although she can often be found in distant alleys jamming to My Chemical Romance.

Annabelle Graves
Actual Fetus

Annabelle Graves is a self proclaimed  “trendy teen” and plans to be an Education Major. Many speculate she’s twelve and she often claims she is completely over her emo phase although she can often be found in distant alleys jamming to My Chemical Romance.