An Open Letter From The Local Try Hard Who Needs Validation For Skipping Class

Hey everyone, it’s me. The coolest kid on campus. Why am I the coolest kid on campus you may ask? For one simple reason: I skip class.

Didn’t that just blow your mind? It’s CRAZY right? That I never go to class? Especially because it’s the beginning of the semester, so it’s even wilder that I haven’t gone to a single class yet. It’s like totally unbelievable, I know. I’ve constantly got guys all up on me like, “wow Chloe you’re so impressive! I could never skip class!” And I’m all like, “I know, isn’t it cool? Isn’t it? Please tell me it’s cool.”

I know others may say I’m “just looking for attention” or I’m “full of myself,” but to those people I say: so what if I am? Gee, isn’t it pretty awesome that I don’t care what other people think of me?

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