BREAKING: Student Finds Parking Spot

For the first time in her three years at Florida Atlantic University, student Becky Arland found a parking spot immediately upon entering campus this morning. Sources confirmed that Arland slid directly into a spot without having to search, get cut off by another student, or stop for crossing ducks. Upon parking, she then sat in her car, quietly sobbing at the bizarre, wonderful twist of fate and repeating to herself, “God is good.” Her day continued on with similar small pleasures, including arriving at class on time, acing a test, and treating herself to an eggroll at the school food court. Unfortunately, early signs indicate that the parking spot was designated for disabled students only, leading Arland’s vehicle to be tagged within minutes with a $250 fine.