This past Thursday evening, it was confirmed that Dr. Jane Jameson would be receiving the “Most Caring Professor” award for bravely copying and pasting a…
It was recently revealed that this Saturday evening a local dumb stupid idiot from FAU had planned to throw a Halloween party inside their dorm…
Well readers, it’s now October, and you know what that means: the FAU Bookstore finally has the textbooks for your classes in stock. For most…
This past Thursday, it was reported that forlorn junior Alicia Evans constructed a fake lecture hall in Animal Crossing: New Horizons to make up for…
Filmed in front of a live studio audience in the Living Room Theaters, FAU is proud to introduce their brand new game show, “Are You…
Reports are flooding in across campus that midterm exams and midterm grades are in, and many students are unhappy with their mid-semester wake up call….
The FAU Breezeway is excited to welcome a brand new, exciting, slightly obtrusive, foot-traffic halting table this coming Monday: esteemed Fortune Teller and tarot card…
From the ESports Arena to the Pollo Tropical, the 2019-2020 school year has brought many new and exciting places of dining and amusement for FAU…
Preliminary auditions for the highly anticipated Atlantic Idol, hosted by FAU’s very own Hoot/Wisdom and the Pop Up, began on February 11th. Since then, onlookers…
After weeks of speculation, Hoot reporters have received exciting news from the College of Engineering! In addition to the new ‘AI Sandbox’ currently under construction…