Senior Swears His Beer Tastes Great
Sources are now confirming that 21-year-old Rodney Lapinski, a Florida Atlantic University senior, made claims at the party he was attending Thursday night that his…
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Anti-Gay Preacher Gets Ass Rammed
Proclaiming the sinful nature of homosexuality from atop a folding stool situated near the entrance of the Breezeway, an unidentified anti-LGBT preacher reportedly got his…
Student Claims Dog Ate His Discussion Board Post
On Friday, student Logan Wood reportedly alleged that his four-year-old Shih Tzu ate his two-paragraph Film Theory discussion board response before its 11:59 p.m. submission…
Student Shocked This Really Isn’t Something He Could Do In One Night
Despite receiving numerous warnings from his professor at the beginning of the spring semester, junior Jeff Brown was utterly shocked Wednesday to discover that he…
Student Logs In To MyFAU To Log In To MYFAU
FAU is reportedly cracking down on hackers working to steal students’ Canvas assignments and discussion board posts by requiring students to log in to MyFAU…
Undercover Christian Joins Hillel For Free Food
Sources confirmed Friday that Christian student James Williams joined the Hillel of Broward and Palm Beach solely for the free food offered alongside events. Those…
Student Disappointed To Be Living In FAU’s Pre-Glory Days
With the constant construction and new campus organizations just beginning to develop, sophomore Devon Sim, student and aspiring poet, reportedly expressed disappointment Friday that they…
Giant Teddy Bear Revealed To Be Real Bear
Screaming in terror, local woman Veronica Hildago feared for her life Thursday when the giant teddy bear she received from her ex-girlfriend turned out to…
Girl’s Laptop Stickers Tell Everything You Need To Know About Her
With almost every inch of space coated with a variety of stickers, sophomore Liz Andrews’ laptop basically sums up everything that you need to know about…
Student Handing Out Flyers On Breezeway Becomes Monster He Once Feared
Junior Steven Adams came to the grim realization Friday while handing out flyers on the Breezeway that he had become the monster he once feared….