FAU Band: “We Could’ve Given A Better Halftime Show Than The Weeknd.”
Dr. Kyle Prescott and Dr. Marc Decker, director and associate director, respectively, of the FAU Marching Band, released a statement that their athletic band could’ve…
Dr. Kyle Prescott and Dr. Marc Decker, director and associate director, respectively, of the FAU Marching Band, released a statement that their athletic band could’ve…
In the pre-dawn hours, atop Engineering East’s Rooftop Garden, a student begins his maiden voyage using his homemade Jetpack, named The Way. Prior to said…
This past weekend, it had been revealed that the brand new FAU weekly random COVID-19 testing program was actually a tactic being used by the…
A lot has happened at FAU this past week. Owlsley was found with 10lbs of cocaine, and his antisemitic tweets about “nipple Yamakas” resurfaced. FAU…
This past Thursday evening, it was confirmed that Dr. Jane Jameson would be receiving the “Most Caring Professor” award for bravely copying and pasting a…
It was recently revealed that this Saturday evening a local dumb stupid idiot from FAU had planned to throw a Halloween party inside their dorm…
Well readers, it’s now October, and you know what that means: the FAU Bookstore finally has the textbooks for your classes in stock. For most…
This past Thursday, it was reported that forlorn junior Alicia Evans constructed a fake lecture hall in Animal Crossing: New Horizons to make up for…
Filmed in front of a live studio audience in the Living Room Theaters, FAU is proud to introduce their brand new game show, “Are You…
Reports are flooding in across campus that midterm exams and midterm grades are in, and many students are unhappy with their mid-semester wake up call….