Report: Only 90s Kids Remember Breezeway
Step aside, Tamagotchi: the full-length FAU Breezeway provides 90’s kids a truly wicked blast from the past. The ability to walk straight to class without…
Step aside, Tamagotchi: the full-length FAU Breezeway provides 90’s kids a truly wicked blast from the past. The ability to walk straight to class without…
On early Friday morning, U.S. government officials signed a leasing contract with FAU over Algonquin Hall, to turn the hall into a brand new military…
Forget your man-buns and crop tops. Forget your Calvin Klein undergarments and hipster eyewear. It’s time for the latest scoop on the hottest Spring trend…
The FAU Breezeway returned Monday morning with a newfound appreciation of itself, announcing that it would halt exterior construction and focus instead on its inner…
The FAU Biology department is in turmoil after the results of a long-awaited research study reveals that the infamous banana spiders on the Boca Raton…
Yesterday, sophomore sociology major and Army ROTC Cadet Emily Barkley was swarmed with thanks for her service. With her fake M-16 in her arms and…
Senior student Becky Roberto found herself freshly dead instead of eating fresh this Wednesday afternoon after taking a marathon hike to the campus Subway. Eyewitnesses…
Have you seen someone fuckable on campus but you were too awkward to ask for their name? Let The Hoot help you find them by…
Debbie, the latte machine currently stationed at the Dunkin Donuts in the FAU Library, has been reported missing since 6:38AM on Sunday morning. The machine…
While normal students across the FAU dorms have vacated to the warm embrace of their families this Thursday for Thanksgiving break, geology sophomore and Fucking…