Construction Halts on 20th St. As Developers Can’t Think of More ‘University’ Names
In a sudden move of desperation, development of new properties on Northwest 20th Street has halted due to a drought of creative names involving the…
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Therapy Dog Needs Therapy Dog After Hearing Student Woes
FAU’s therapy-certified golden retriever Kol found himself in a dark place yesterday, after listening to students complain all week about their exams. To help him…
FAU Greek Life Tired of Homelessness
After long nights of hopeless wandering, members of FAU’s Alpha Tau Omega Eta Mu chapter finally decided that they are sick of being homeless. According…
Outtakes Unveils Peppermint Flavored Ramen for Holidays
As the holidays approach, America is continuing its irrepressible love affair with seasonal flavored products. FAU’s one-stop on-campus super-store, Outtakes, has launched their newest “mostly-edible”…
Two Remaining Students on Campus Rejoice as Black Friday Sales Make FAU Bookstore More Affordable
FAU’s most beloved bookstore, known for their famous $5.99 pen, announced on Thursday that they will be opening up for Black Friday with massive discounts…