FAU Student Government to Invest in Luxurious $1.9 Million Yoga Ball
Early this week, FAU Student Body President Michael Cairo released his final plans to put the majority of the Student Government Association’s generous budget towards…
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FAU Boca Campus Comes Out as Bisexual in Heartwarming Instagram Post
It’s Bisexual Awareness Week and the surprises keep coming, as FAU’s Boca Raton campus has finally confirmed via Instagram that it is bisexual. “In the…
Student Convinces Blood Drive Solicitor He is Magic Johnson to Avoid Donating
FAU freshman Vincent Gregory was done with the simple “no thanks” while walking past pushy blood drive solicitors. A man on a mission to get…
Deranged Coffee Junkies Line Up in Droves for Recently Re-Opened Starbucks
A line of tents filled with shaky, fatigued, sweaty students lined the Breezeway last week as the FAU community awaited the grand re-opening of Starbucks….
Student Convinced Professor Was in a Porno
FAU student Scott Johnson was deathly bored in his Advanced Physics class when a thought struck him: had he seen Professor Jenkins in a porno…
Drunk Philosopher at Party Reminds Guests That ‘Everything is Subjective’
At a party hosted by the FAU Wine Club on Monday night, drunk guest and self-proclaimed philosopher Falcon Hawkmoon reminded all attending that everything in…
Outtakes Releases “H.O.E. Bag” to Make Walk of Shame Less Shameful
With rising Walk of Shame sightings leading to concerns about the university’s image, FAU and Outtakes have collaborated to invent the H.O.E. (Helping Owls Everywhere)…
FAU Student Government Legalizes Recreational Marijuana on Campus
After a failed semester of the campus-wide No Smoking policy, the legislative representatives of FAU’s student body voted unanimously to give up on the policy…
Absentee Voter Gives Up on Democracy Due to Lack of Sticker
Tuesday afternoon, FAU sophomore Stefanie Heagen decided to all-out give up on the democratic process due to the fact that she did not receive the…
Student Eats at Dining Hall, Dies in Bathroom Stall
FAU Freshman Juan Fuladio was found dead Friday afternoon in the Student Union bathroom after eating at the Atlantic Dining Hall, known colloquially around the…