An Open Letter to the Girl Who Smells Like Mayonnaise
Dear Mayonnaise Girl, I knew from the moment you first sat next to me that you had mayonnaise somewhere on you. I figured it was…
Dear Mayonnaise Girl, I knew from the moment you first sat next to me that you had mayonnaise somewhere on you. I figured it was…
This morning, Palm Beach County released the findings of a bizarre study that confirms everyone’s fears: nearly a quarter of FAU students will be dragged…
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As the holidays approach, America is continuing its irrepressible love affair with seasonal flavored products. FAU’s one-stop on-campus super-store, Outtakes, has launched their newest “mostly-edible”…
FAU’s most beloved bookstore, known for their famous $5.99 pen, announced on Thursday that they will be opening up for Black Friday with massive discounts…