Fortune Teller Begins Tabling On Breezeway
The FAU Breezeway is excited to welcome a brand new, exciting, slightly obtrusive, foot-traffic halting table this coming Monday: esteemed Fortune Teller and tarot card…
Campus Life
The Pop Up To Start Serving Ketamine After 4pm
From the ESports Arena to the Pollo Tropical, the 2019-2020 school year has brought many new and exciting places of dining and amusement for FAU…
Atlantic Idol Auditoner Sings Tik Tok Songs For 10 Minutes Straight
Preliminary auditions for the highly anticipated Atlantic Idol, hosted by FAU’s very own Hoot/Wisdom and the Pop Up, began on February 11th. Since then, onlookers…
Wimberly Library To Install Face Scanners In Orwellian Near Future
After weeks of speculation, Hoot reporters have received exciting news from the College of Engineering! In addition to the new ‘AI Sandbox’ currently under construction…
IVA Resident Kicked Out After RA’s Find Illegal Iguana Fighting Ring
Earlier this week, The Hoot caught word of an exhilarating pastime some students were partaking in, so, naturally, we sent a reporter to check it…
FAU Rec Center Feeling “Empty Inside” After Everyone Failed Their New Year’s Resolution
Students taking classes in the Forkas Alumni Center have begun calling in to the Hoot’s Super Secret NewsRoom to tell us that the Rec Center,…
Psychology Department To Host First Annual Skinner Box Games
This week the Psychology Department has announced that they will be picking tributes for the first annual Skinner Box Games. All students who are Psychology…
FAU Stadium To Host Super Bowl
Nearly an hour north of the Miami Gardens Hard Rock Stadium, awaits another prestigious bowl in an, arguably, equally iconic stadium. After months of debate…
An Open Letter From The Local Try Hard Who Needs Validation For Skipping Class
Hey everyone, it’s me. The coolest kid on campus. Why am I the coolest kid on campus you may ask? For one simple reason: I…
Smart Student Always Called On Last Gets Hand Amputated
The paramedic’s were called to Prof. Andy Furgison’s 9am 20th Century Literary Movements course after Jack Dunn passed out mid-class. Hoot reporters were on the…