5 Things To Do Instead Of Paying Attention During Lecture
1. Blast music as loud as possible: This one should be easy. Just throw in a pair of earbuds, turn on the loudest music you can…
Listicles
5 Things You’re Actually Not Going To Achieve This Spring Break
Every year Spring Break comes around, and every year we all plan to do things that we don’t have time for during the regular semester….
5 Times FAU’s Course Description Writer Wrote About Their Personal Life For Some Reason
Course descriptions generally offer students brief statements about the subject matter of the course before they register. Here are five times FAU’s course description writer…
7 Ways To Get A Boo This Halloween
Terrified of being alone this Halloween? Halloween is quickly approaching and everyone is looking for a boo to face late night paper frights and haunting…
Five Ways To Merge Onto Glades Road
Are you a commuter student? If so, you’re probably aware of how challenging it can be to merge onto Glades Road when leaving campus. Well,…
7 President Kelly Tweets That Reveal He’s A Shapeshifting Reptilian Humanoid
1. Most would assume he was just enjoying his summer, but don’t scaley monsters also like to rest in the sun? 2. Hiding something, Kelly?…
5 Empty Promises To Make To Yourself This Semester
1. I promise I will say no to drugs: No, seriously, I’m not about to like, totally screw my semester up by getting into cigs…
4 Reasons This Pile Of Bricks Deserves A Parking Spot Over You
So, you slept through your alarm again? What’s worse, you remember that you’re all out of Keurig K-Cups and forgot to buy some last night….
Your Weekly Horoscope 2/26-3/4
The moon is dealing with some springtime allergies this week- here’s what that means for YOUR sign! Pisces (Feb 20-Mar 20) Your imaginative and sensitive…
Top Ten Professor Kinks
1. Being TOTALLY sorry for butchering your name. 2. Changing the slide right when you’re on the cusp of finishing. 3. Failing Rebecca. 4. Using…