Your Weekly Horoscope 2/26-3/4
The moon is dealing with some springtime allergies this week- here’s what that means for YOUR sign! Pisces (Feb 20-Mar 20) Your imaginative and sensitive…
Listicles
Top Ten Professor Kinks
1. Being TOTALLY sorry for butchering your name. 2. Changing the slide right when you’re on the cusp of finishing. 3. Failing Rebecca. 4. Using…
Top Ten FAU Smells
1. Utility building next to the library The putrid odor of boiled eggs released in the warm mist. 10/10, wouldn’t smell again. 2. Student…
4 Reasons Why FAU Student Government More Disappointing Than A Federal Shutdown
The recent failure by Congress to pass a budget has led to the second federal shutdown within a decade. Despite this shutdown, the federal government…
Top 7 Easiest Ways To Cheat On Your Next Final
These are the top 7 ways to cheat on your next final without getting caught! When all else in this world is failing you, refer…
Top 8 SEXIEST Halloween Costumes of 2017
This year’s eight BEST and SEXIEST Halloween costumes push way past the allure of cats, lumberjacks, and Italian plumbers. Shield your eyes, parents: We’re getting…
My Top 8 Dads Who Ran Away and Never Came Back
We’ve all been there: One day you wake up for an early morning fishing trip with your father only to find find he has run away,…
Boys Hitting on You This Valentine’s Day? Here’s 5 Ways to Hit Back.
With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, FAU will be flooded with depressed student and staff members who can’t seem to score to save their lives. In…
8 Ways to Not Disappoint Mom This Finals Week
Okay, listen up. Momma didn’t raise no quitter. That’s why we’ve got 8 ways to make it so momma ain’t disappointed in you come this…
Signs Your Parents Are On Drugs
Drug usage among parents and legal guardians has been on the rise. Do you know all the signs? Check below for some of the subtle…