Local Leprechaun Gets Pot Stolen
Two days before Saint Patrick’s Day, local leprechaun Murphy McDonald-Walsh III, reported his pot stolen. Walsh claimed that the pot was worth an extensive amount…
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Report: Jesus Fuck, Not This Shit Again
As classes for the 2018 Fall Semester begin, a report published Monday indicated that Jesus fuck, not this goddamn bullshit again. “Here we go,” read…