FAU Finally Addresses Issue: “We need to get the troops out of Vietnam now!”
Anyone that follows @FloridaAtlantic may have seen them tweet a rather cryptic message: As the FAU student body, the faculty, and us here at The…
Anyone that follows @FloridaAtlantic may have seen them tweet a rather cryptic message: As the FAU student body, the faculty, and us here at The…
Tis’ the season, and you know what that means: hot chocolate, the Polar Express, cuddles by the fireplace, and our STUPID tradition of decorating palm…
Multiple screenshots of tweets made by FAU’s beloved mascot, Owlsley, have recently come to light after a student shared screenshots of them on Twitter. Mere…
“So they lifted this big ass rock, and like, there was a gut-wrenching scream that immediately followed. I’m pretty sure the guy next to me…
Sophomore Andrew Graber made a groundbreaking discovery today on campus: he figured out how our professors spend their day at work, and he plans on…
This past Thursday evening, it was confirmed that Dr. Jane Jameson would be receiving the “Most Caring Professor” award for bravely copying and pasting a…
It’s that time of the semester again, folx, when the work begins to pile up, and from the freshest Bambi Freshman to the most senioritis…
What with everything going on in these unparalleled times, the word “unprecedented” has been thrown around quite often, so much so that many are beginning…
It has recently been reported that, now that classes are online, FAU Parking Police have been wandering around aimlessly now that they can’t haphazardly give…
The Hoot is saddened to report troubling news this afternoon. A campus iguana has tested positive for the Coronavirus. The iguana – an orange-brown, 3…