Two Injured In Devastating Lane Train Collision
FAU’s university-renowned and universally loved locomotive has experienced its first derailment in Game Week history. On Monday, a rogue Lane Train brutally struck two innocents…
FAU’s university-renowned and universally loved locomotive has experienced its first derailment in Game Week history. On Monday, a rogue Lane Train brutally struck two innocents…
The National Weather Service confirmed Monday that Hurricane Dorian, once projected to make landfall in Florida, has abruptly decided to alter its trajectory after learning…
April fools.
Two days before Saint Patrick’s Day, local leprechaun Murphy McDonald-Walsh III, reported his pot stolen. Walsh claimed that the pot was worth an extensive amount…
Amidst the accusations against the many celebrities and wealthy who have illegally paid enormous sums to guarantee their children a spot in different universities, President…
President John Kelly enacted a campus-wide emergency Wednesday in response to the subpar attendance at university sporting events. “We’re going to be signing today and…
Last week, students received messages from FAU’s Alert System about a possible bomb threat on the Boca campus. The threat was reported when students overheard…
“We put the ‘hoot’ in Kahoot,” said student Martin Banks as he was arrested by Florida Atlantic P.D. for hosting a series of unsanctioned games…
Still apparently unable to register feelings of embarrassment, uncomfortable students reported Monday that their weird creative writing classmate once again chose boobs as the theme…
On June 24, 2006, during his stay at a nearby Residence Inn, then business mogul, Donald Trump, was reported to have paid FAU’s mascot, Owlsley,…