On Monday morning, FSU’s Office of Fraternity and Sorority Life emailed all Greek life members their newly formulated equation for dictating how much charity a…
To slow down drivers speeding through campus, FAU is to replace speed bumps with speed walls starting over Thanksgiving break. These speed walls will be…
In the new year, FAU will start construction on restoring the crooked ‘C’ on the main Glades Road entrance sign with a starting budget of…
If you come into the FAU Rec Center next week, you might be surprised to find an empty squat rack. In order to cut down…
According to reports, a local Halloween-themed candy bowl remains absolutely oblivious to the cruel fate awaiting it Halloween evening when it will be filled with…
On Monday morning, exciting news for hopeless college students spread across campus: FAU High, itself a dual enrollment program for academically advanced high school students,…
Heads in the FAU lunchroom turned today as Alt-Right student leader and Liberal Arts major Brad Chencers let out a shriek and began pouncing on…
Last night at 11:57 P.M., FAU students gathered to get photographic evidence of Kimmy Davis, a normal student, riding in the passenger seat of a…
On Friday morning, the FAU program board announced their plans to literally burn their entire $11 million budget in cash as part of the opening…
During an entry-level Philosophy class on Friday morning, students were unexpectedly treated to the lifelong learned lessons of Jim Grant, a wise lifelong learner student….