Pres. Kelly Promoted To The Board Of Trustees’ Best Owl Boi
Reports are coming in from the Office of the President of the University that the rumors of Pres. John Kelly’s promotion by FAU’s Board of…
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President-Elect Trump Denies Ever Running for President
Early Wednesday morning, President-Elect Donald Trump arrived at his campaign headquarters in New York to speak about his stunning win in the general election over…