Intramural Prodigy Drafted for NFL
In a surprising turn of events, the Miami Dolphins of the National Football League have signed an FAU intramural flag football star to be their…
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In light of multiple recent incidents where National Football League athletes refused to stand for the national anthem, a new constitutional amendment has been proposed…