Lane Kiffin Registers All Campus Raccoons as Service Animals After Navy Loss
Facing the loss of FAU football’s first home game against Navy, Head Coach Lane Kiffin contacted the National Service Animal Registry to arrange for all…
Facing the loss of FAU football’s first home game against Navy, Head Coach Lane Kiffin contacted the National Service Animal Registry to arrange for all…
This Friday FAU students can witness Lane Kiffin and the football squad lace up their spandex, suck on some mouthguards, and blow the competition away…
On Thursday morning, Lane Kiffin and the rest of the FAU football program proudly announced the commitment of Azrael, the legendary Blue Eyes White Dragon,…
In a development surprising only to FAU upper management, new football coach Lane Kiffin has woken up from what appears to have been a lobotomy…
On Monday morning Lane Kiffin was revealed to be signing a contract to become the new head coach of the FAU football team, under the…
Former head coach of the FAU football team Charlie Partridge was discovered on the back of a garbage truck Monday morning, settling into his new…
FAU freshman Vincent Gregory was done with the simple “no thanks” while walking past pushy blood drive solicitors. A man on a mission to get…
In light of multiple recent incidents where National Football League athletes refused to stand for the national anthem, a new constitutional amendment has been proposed…
At 11 A.M. on Saturday morning, FAU’s President Kelly held a press conference at the Baldwin House to entice students into attending the night’s football game,…
Shortly after 11am yesterday, the morning was split by the sound of a ram’s horn that echoed across the Boca Raton campus of FAU. While…