Horoscopes For The Week Of January 27th
Aquarius Holy shit fuck it’s Aquarius season, Aquarius. Fuck all the “curb your spending and eating habits this week because Taco Bell and McDonalds aren’t…
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Senior Can’t Believe There Are Still Two Weeks Left Of This Shit
With graduation approaching, senior Craig Shaw can’t believe there are still two weeks left of this school shit. “Four fucking years. Four whole years and…