Masturbator Can’t Wait To Jack It While Roommate Sleeps
New roommate and avid masturbator Darren Doyle was reportedly staking out his roommate late last night in the hopes to score a quickie with his…
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After arriving at her Anatomy class Monday, FAU senior Jessica Frank found she was being required to purchase a textbook written by the professor and…