๐๐ง๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ข ๐ด๐ถ๐ค๐ค๐ฆ๐ด๐ด๐ง๐ถ๐ญ ๐บ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ 2019 ๐๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ฑ๐ช๐ต๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ด, ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ต๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ข ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฌ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ค๐ฌ ๐ข๐ต ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ต๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ด๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ค๐ถ๐ต. ๐๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ:
Cyber Bullying Okay If Directed At FAU Parking Twitter
Every student on campus can agree that FAU parking has to have some sort of vendetta against every single person on campus. What better way to take out their frustrations than cursing out the parking staff on Twitter. FAU parking has not commented at the time, but screenshots have proved that some far from nice words are being thrown out there and that FAU Parking should really, “go fuck themselves, and shove my citation up their ass.”
Nostalgic Campus DJ Canโt Stop Blasting The HSM Soundtrack
Owl Radio reject and self proclaimed โcampus DJโ Tim Tarmusch is physically unable to stop blasting the music of the Disney Channel classic “High School Musical” out of his speaker backpack – nor does he want to stop. Tarmusch claims that the films soundtrack is “godly”; it is the only body of musical work that truly exists and that any other type of audio which claims itself to be “music” is just deluding itself.ย
Vending Machines Declared โSelf Awareโ by FAU College Of Engineering
After denying students kettle corn after kettle corn and swallowing tons of hard earned student dollars, the FAU College of Engineering has run “Turing Tests” on all of the vending machines on campusโbe warned. They know something we donโt.ย
Move Over Thanksgiving, Itโs Leave A Disgruntled Rate My Professor Review Season
As the end of the fall semester approaches, some look forward to home-cooked meals and time spent with the family. But most students? Most students are focused on completely annihilating that perfect 5-star rating on Rate My Professor with the most nightmarish tales about boring classes and poor grading possible.
Far Right Students Hold Peach Eating Contest, One Student Hospitalized
FAU students that openly and vigorously show support for President Trump, thought it would be fun and creative to hold a peach eating contest unaware that “impeachment” has nothing to do with actual peaches. The supporters proclaimed that they would “Demolish every peach in America for President Trump.” During the contest one student named Don Rump looked to be the winner, until his eagerness led him to choke on a peach pit, which proved to be his pitfall.