In a move hailed as unprecedented by university presidents, John Kelly has decided to give FAU quite the treat for 2021: a professionally-shot Kelly Kalendar, filled with 12 steamy photographs of the president himself.
President Kelly dove into his vision for the calendar in a short press briefing in December. “I really wanted to bring my A-game into this shoot,” he told the reporters. “Each shot was carefully chosen to both capture my amazing physique, and encapsulate the energy of each month. For example, I am posed lounging by the beach – shirtless – for the July photo, while for the December picture I can be seen in the snow, chopping down a Christmas tree, also shirtless.” Kelly then proceeded to show reporters some exclusive shots, being sure to point out how much oil he rubbed on himself to get a proper “sheen” in the photos.
Anybody interested in purchasing their very own Kelly Kalendar can purchase them via the official FAU Bookstore website. Due to “surprising” lack of public interest, calendars will now be 50% off if you use the promo code DILFKELLY at purchase. All the proceeds from the calendar will be going towards a fund for First Lady Carolyn Kelly’s wardrobe for the new year.