Sources confirmed Monday that freshman Rachel Adams brought in a blue loose-leaf notebook to her history final. “I don’t see why it’s such a big deal anyway,” complained Adams after learning of her mistake, adding that her professor informed students that they must acquire a blue book in order to participate in the final exam. “It is still a blue book, so technically I’m not wrong!”
Adams’ roommate, Penelope Smith, did not agree. “I even offered her my own blue book!” Smith exclaimed, holding up the one she had offered to give away. “She kept refusing and telling me my book looked ‘too lame’ and ‘boring’ compared to hers.”
At press time, it was discovered that some students were also drawing their own scantrons on index cards.