Fucking Idiot Shouts Wrong Answer Out In Class

The existence of intelligent life on Earth was doubted Wednesday after a dumb fucking idiot decided to confidently voice the incorrect answer to a question during a math lecture. When Professor Wallin asked his class if they could think of any odd numbers that multiply into an even, this cretin — who somehow managed to stumble his way into a university-level course — assertively claimed that “three multiplied by three gives you six.”

Wallin, stunned by how someone so wrong could sound so assured, required a moment to compose himself before correcting the half-wit. “When I heard that, I almost quit education,” Wallin said. “Please understand, I always encourage my students to contribute. I’m a vehement believer that there are no stupid questions, but if today is any indication, then good fuck are there stupid answers. I’m going to omit the participation grade in an effort to prevent an incident like this from occurring ever again.”

The mouthbreather, however, disregarded the gaping eyes and interspersed sniggering of his classmates, and appeared surprisingly relaxed about the imbecilic error. “We all make mistakes,” said the fucking idiot, who sources believe must have an IQ approaching absolute zero. “It was a little embarrassing, given how sure I was of my answer at the time, but I’m not infallible. I come to school to learn. Every wrong you make today is a right tomorrow.”

At press time, the blissful dolt was sighted at a vending machine attempting to purchase a chocolate bar, only to enter the wrong code and end up with a bag of trail mix.