Fucking Loser Costs Entire Class Their Curve

Tuesday morning, freshman and Fucking Loser Josh Raheem cost his whole class the curve when he got a 100 on the final exam in his Statistics class. Professor Dr. Lawrence Lee promised the class a 35 point curve if the class had an 85 average or lower on the final, something he entirely expected to follow through with.

Knowing his whole class’ grade point average counted on it, Raheem told himself that he “wouldn’t try as hard as usual” and do his best to not earn the usual A he shoots for. To achieve this, he did everything he could possibly think of that would lead to him getting a B minus.

“I just thought, what would that kid who barely shows up to class do on a night like this?” claimed the Fucking Loser on the Tuesday before the exam. “So I created a Tinder account and started scrolling, thinking that maybe I would find my future wife or something wholesome like that.”

But the results were not what he expected. Even without studying, the Piece of Shit scored a 100 percent, ruining the entire curve for the class without even trying. Knowing that meant there would be no curve, his classmates were devastated.

“If we end up in the same class again, I swear I’m going to drop out,” said sophomore Becca Smith, extremely distraught with her B minus. “God damn that fucking nerd.”

The professor, Dr. Lee, lamented with students like Smith. “As a department, we’re usually happy to see a student succeeding, but this fucking dipshit couldn’t control himself for once? What a douchebag.”

When asked how he felt knowing he cost the entire class their curve on the final exam, the Fucking Loser answered, “I didn’t even study!”