Girl In Library Silent Zone Just Won’t Shut The Fuck Up

Students in one of the quiet study spaces at Wimberly Library were deeply disturbed Tuesday by the presence of a girl who just would not shut the fuck up, according to close sources. Library policy requires that students within the silent zones keep all noise to a reasonable level, but reports confirm that this bitch thought she was above the law for some reason, as she angrily screamed her Panera order into the phone. “I hate that dumb hoe,” commented Stephen Adams, a witness from the scene. “Her incessant yapping made it very difficult to focus on the episode of Daredevil that I was watching.” At press time, students in the silent zone began to play their music at maximum volume in an effort to drown out the sound of the disruptive girl’s voice.