Girl With Anxiety Has Folder Specifically For Papers She Receives On The Breezeway

Sources reported Monday that Alexa Stevenson, an FAU sophomore with chronic anxiety, has been storing every handout she receives on the Breezeway in a specific folder. This folder, according to Stevenson, holds all the papers she has ever collected from anyone on the Breezeway since her first semester at the university. “I don’t know, you never really know if you’re going to need that one paper that had sorority information on it,” Stevenson told reporters in a statement. “What if that one Jews for Jesus flyer comes in handy? Imagine what would happen if you threw out a paper you eventually needed? It could be catastrophic.” At press time, campus maintenance expressed their delight with her initiative and hopes that it leads to a greener campus with fewer papers in the Breezeway garbage bins.