God Throws Good Friday Pool Party in Boca

Thursday evening in Boca Raton, the Heavens decided to celebrate Easter weekend by throwing a massive pool party at major spots on and near the FAU campus. With a massive Facebook event invite to all residents of the Boca community, this “sweet bash” is a two-day event, the major “pools” located at the Town Center Mall, the FAU Business building parking lot, and the entirety of 20th Street. Students rejoiced as classes were cancelled for this event, with some dubbing it the “Coachella of the Heavens.”

“One of my favorite things to do with my mini cooper is get stuck in a street-turned-12-foot-deep-swimming-pool! So, needless to say, I’m pumped,” said Biology major Jen Wilkins. Planned activities include a lazy river of cars, a slip-n-slide for mall goers, and a juicy BBQ underneath the Heritage Park patio. All Boca residents are invited to attend this event regardless of religion, as individuals don’t need to believe in the crucifixion of Jesus to know how to enjoy some holy waters.