New Agenda Disappointed But Not Surprised Student Hasn’t Scheduled Anything

A local agenda is disappointed but not surprised that January has ended and its FAU student owner has yet to schedule a single thing. The student, Amy Welsh, did not get more organized like she promised and has already missed three assignments that she swore she would write down. “I’m used to it,” said the crisp, displeased agenda with the plastic wrap still intact. “I just wonder when I’ll meet the one, the one who will fill me with plans and assignments and help me reach my full potential.” The agenda was last seen inside of a junk drawer in Amy’s dorm along with a list of New Year’s resolutions and an expired credit card.