Local Former Gifted Kid Accepts Invitation To Honors Society Just To Feel Something
This past Monday, a local former gifted kid accepted an invitation to an honors society at FAU just to feel something. It is common knowledge…
FAU Sends Parking Tickets To Students Living At Home To Mimic Campus Life
Even with campus continuing to open up as Covid restrictions loosen, there is still a large student population that is completing their classes online. FAU’s…
An Open Letter From The Dirty Laundry In Your Chair
Dear Human, I really shouldn’t be as surprised as I am about our relationship. Over the last year or so, you’ve been spending less and…
President Kelly’s Sextape From ’84 Leaked Online
In what is surprisingly not so shocking news, President Kelly has had his 1984 sextape leaked. It appeared online Thursday night on a random and…
Dark Past Explained: Nova Southeastern Reveals Its Name Was Chosen So Nobody Knows It’s A Florida School
Over the past weekend, it was revealed that Nova Southeastern University actually chose the name of its institution so that nobody would know it was…
A Short History of FAU Blood Sacrifice
Once in a while here at The Hoot, we like to take a break from the breaking news to reflect on FAU’s past. Today, we…
How These Florida Universities Would React to Being Asked Their Pronouns
It is becoming more and more common these days for college students to get asked what their pronouns are. Of course, this doesn’t mean there…
FAU, After Boasting Its Close Proximity To Beach And Nightlife To Attract Students, Claims Canceling Spring Break Did Wonders For COVID-19 Rates
This week, FAU administration reported that canceling its normal spring break to prevent the spread of COVID-19 helped drop infection rates considerably. Being the responsible…
FAU Blames High Out-Of-State Tuition On Zodiac Sign: “I Can’t Help It, I’m A Virgo”
College degrees are really starting to become something that many students are actively chasing; however, in the case of FAU, out-of-state residents are warned since…
FAU Issues Warning to Watch Out for That One Spider
Spring season is upon us, and as the winds of winter blow by, and the warmer air and rain brings back bugs, a fresh new…