Student Logs In To MyFAU To Log In To MYFAU
FAU is reportedly cracking down on hackers working to steal students’ Canvas assignments and discussion board posts by requiring students to log in to MyFAU…
Undercover Christian Joins Hillel For Free Food
Sources confirmed Friday that Christian student James Williams joined the Hillel of Broward and Palm Beach solely for the free food offered alongside events. Those…
President Kelly Declares Campus-Wide Emergency Forcing Students To Attend Sporting Events
President John Kelly enacted a campus-wide emergency Wednesday in response to the subpar attendance at university sporting events. “We’re going to be signing today and…
Student Disappointed To Be Living In FAU’s Pre-Glory Days
With the constant construction and new campus organizations just beginning to develop, sophomore Devon Sim, student and aspiring poet, reportedly expressed disappointment Friday that they…
Giant Teddy Bear Revealed To Be Real Bear
Screaming in terror, local woman Veronica Hildago feared for her life Thursday when the giant teddy bear she received from her ex-girlfriend turned out to…
Girl’s Laptop Stickers Tell Everything You Need To Know About Her
With almost every inch of space coated with a variety of stickers, sophomore Liz Andrews’ laptop basically sums up everything that you need to know about…
Student Handing Out Flyers On Breezeway Becomes Monster He Once Feared
Junior Steven Adams came to the grim realization Friday while handing out flyers on the Breezeway that he had become the monster he once feared….
On-Campus Starbucks Baristas Admit They Have No Idea What They’re Doing
Eyes brimming with confusion, FAU junior and barista Jade Sterling issued a statement Wednesday on behalf of her and her fellow employees at the on-campus…
Man Becomes Football Expert During Super Bowl Party
Sources confirmed Sunday that local man Tyler Lowski revealed himself to be a football aficionado during a friend of a friend’s Super Bowl party. …
Rebellious Freshman Skips Class, Immediately Calls Mother Sobbing
Summoning all the courage she could muster, sources confirm rebellious freshman Elizabeth Williams skipped her Music Appreciation class Friday only to immediately call her mother…