How A College Professor Really Spends Their Day
Sophomore Andrew Graber made a groundbreaking discovery today on campus: he figured out how our professors spend their day at work, and he plans on…
Professor Who Copied And Pasted Paragraph About CAPS In Syllabus Given “Most Caring Professor” Award
This past Thursday evening, it was confirmed that Dr. Jane Jameson would be receiving the “Most Caring Professor” award for bravely copying and pasting a…
Student Comments “Wow, That’s Crazy” On Discussion Post
It’s that time of the semester again, folx, when the work begins to pile up, and from the freshest Bambi Freshman to the most senioritis…
Five Signs You Are A Depressed Freshman
Do you ever find yourself staring out of your window into the dark nothingness? Just me? Well, if you do, you might be suffering from…
Dumb Stupid Idiot Throws Halloween Party In Dorm
It was recently revealed that this Saturday evening a local dumb stupid idiot from FAU had planned to throw a Halloween party inside their dorm…
The Hoot Ranks: Quotes From The Second Presidential Debate
Here at The Hoot, we have sent out our two unbiased reporters to stake out the Second Presidential Debate. Our two reports are Benjamin Sharpie,…
The Word Unprecedented: “Stop Having My Name In All Y’all’s Mouth”
What with everything going on in these unparalleled times, the word “unprecedented” has been thrown around quite often, so much so that many are beginning…
What The Color You Main In Among Us Says About You: FAU Majors
It’s only fitting that The Hoot comment about the new hot ticket game: Among Us. After extensive research, we have put out a non-exhaustive list…
5 Ways To Maintain Sexual Tension With Your TA During Online Classes
As FAU has fully switched over to online classes for the Fall 2020 semester, there is one question on countless students’ minds: “How are my…
FAU Parking Police Aimless Now That They Can’t Haphazardly Give Out Tickets To Commuters
It has recently been reported that, now that classes are online, FAU Parking Police have been wandering around aimlessly now that they can’t haphazardly give…