Puzzled marine biology student Mike Planter elucidated Wednesday that he “would never step on any seal in front of the Student Union.” This relieving statement…
Florida Atlantic University’s most notorious toothpick chewer, Jerry “Toothpick Guy” Park, was rushed to the hospital last Friday after choking on a toothpick. The incident…
Breezeway longboarder Ashton Schwanz could not contain herself with the thought of surely ramming her ankle-murdering wooden plank on wheels into a vulnerable Breezeway pedestrian’s…
Coming face to face with a pair of glaring red tail lights foretelling an uncertain future, FAU commuter student Claire Donovan’s search for campus parking…
Twenty minutes into his three-hour world literature class, student Jeff Hansen began to notice a foul stench. Uncertain of the source, Hansen discreetly sniffed his…
“We put the ‘hoot’ in Kahoot,” said student Martin Banks as he was arrested by Florida Atlantic P.D. for hosting a series of unsanctioned games…
On Wednesday morning, terrified student Stephanie Adams woke up to recall horrifying tales of seeing her psychology paper during sleep paralysis. The paper in…
On Monday, FAU junior Alex Rey received a $250 parking ticket after he parked his car in the staff parking lot. “So there’s this really…
A heartwarming moment was shared between father and son when FAU freshman Jared Myers posted on Facebook about how much he loves fat nugs. Myers,…
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