English Honors Society Membership Down: “No One Wants To Be An STD”
It’s that time of the year again, folks, when honors society across FAU’s campuses open admissions and try to get new entrants to pay exorbitant…
It’s that time of the year again, folks, when honors society across FAU’s campuses open admissions and try to get new entrants to pay exorbitant…
Are you one of the many students who cheated on their permit test and never actually learned the rules of the road? Instead of spending…
As more students return to in-person classes on campus, a new issue is coming to light: Campus Iguanas. While we already know Green Iguanas are…
Dr. Kyle Prescott and Dr. Marc Decker, director and associate director, respectively, of the FAU Marching Band, released a statement that their athletic band could’ve…
The weeks leading up to Valentine’s Day are always a bit more gloomy for single folks than normal. To add salt to the wound, The…
This morning it has been revealed that FAU High School has declared their students “too self-aware” and have decided to cancel the program entirely for…
In the pre-dawn hours, atop Engineering East’s Rooftop Garden, a student begins his maiden voyage using his homemade Jetpack, named The Way. Prior to said…
This past weekend, it had been revealed that the brand new FAU weekly random COVID-19 testing program was actually a tactic being used by the…
As the Trump family begins to settle into their Mar-a-Lago residence, new information about their future plans continue to be discovered. The Hoot has recently…
Multiple reports this afternoon have come across The Hoot tip line regarding FAU’s pep band – known for playing at every basketball game this season….