“We Lit” Says, Governor Ron DeSantis As Florida Goes Up In Flames
Tis’ the season, and you know what that means: hot chocolate, the Polar Express, cuddles by the fireplace, and our STUPID tradition of decorating palm…
An Open Letter To The Professor Who Won’t Raise My 71 To An A
To my incredibly stubborn professor, I’m honestly not sure why you won’t just raise my grade a little bit. You announced at the beginning of…
Super Unqualifed Review Of The Xbox Series Whatever And PS5
So you’re looking for a new gaming console? Or you’re just tired of that old system you have collecting dust on your entertainment system. Either…
Owlsley Forced To Step Down After Old Problematic Tweets Surface
Multiple screenshots of tweets made by FAU’s beloved mascot, Owlsley, have recently come to light after a student shared screenshots of them on Twitter. Mere…
Missing Student Found Under Rock After Four Years: “Well at least we still have Vine, right?”
“So they lifted this big ass rock, and like, there was a gut-wrenching scream that immediately followed. I’m pretty sure the guy next to me…
Thanksgiving Somehow Both More And Less Awkward This Year
Reports are coming in that the Thanksgiving holiday was somehow both more and less awkward this year. It seems that the twin attention holding topics…
How A College Professor Really Spends Their Day
Sophomore Andrew Graber made a groundbreaking discovery today on campus: he figured out how our professors spend their day at work, and he plans on…
Professor Who Copied And Pasted Paragraph About CAPS In Syllabus Given “Most Caring Professor” Award
This past Thursday evening, it was confirmed that Dr. Jane Jameson would be receiving the “Most Caring Professor” award for bravely copying and pasting a…
Student Comments “Wow, That’s Crazy” On Discussion Post
It’s that time of the semester again, folx, when the work begins to pile up, and from the freshest Bambi Freshman to the most senioritis…
Five Signs You Are A Depressed Freshman
Do you ever find yourself staring out of your window into the dark nothingness? Just me? Well, if you do, you might be suffering from…