Owl TV Produces Adult Parody Of Financial Aid Called ‘FAPSA’
In celebration of financial aid season, Owl TV has decided to display their love and appreciation for FAFSA by producing an adult film parody entitled…
Freddy Krueger Retires After Student Dreams Of FAU
On Wednesday, local dream-demon and Florida man Freddy Krueger announced that he would be retiring from his annual fall serial killings. According to the renounced…
Spooky Halloween Prank: FAU Closes All Parking Except Lot 5
Inspired by their failed attempts to advertise the capacity and reliable shuttle service of Lot 5 due to its considerable distance from most buildings generally relevant…
Wendy’s Closed Due To Ghost Sighting, Covered Up As Failed Health Inspection
Last week, the Wendy’s on the FAU Boca Raton campus was closed due to a reported failed health inspection. Further investigation has shown that the…
World’s Scariest Haunted House Consists Of Every Test You’ve Ever Failed
The world’s scariest haunted house attraction has opened featuring walls covered in all the tests participants have ever failed. “I can’t do it, bro. I…
7 Ways To Get A Boo This Halloween
Terrified of being alone this Halloween? Halloween is quickly approaching and everyone is looking for a boo to face late night paper frights and haunting…
Five Ways To Merge Onto Glades Road
Are you a commuter student? If so, you’re probably aware of how challenging it can be to merge onto Glades Road when leaving campus. Well,…
Confused Marine Biology Student Clarifies He “Would Never Step On Any Seal In Front Of The Student Union”
Puzzled marine biology student Mike Planter elucidated Wednesday that he “would never step on any seal in front of the Student Union.” This relieving statement…
It Happened: Toothpick Guy Chokes On Toothpick
Florida Atlantic University’s most notorious toothpick chewer, Jerry “Toothpick Guy” Park, was rushed to the hospital last Friday after choking on a toothpick. The incident…
Breezeway Longboarder Can’t Wait To Ram Into Your Ankle
Breezeway longboarder Ashton Schwanz could not contain herself with the thought of surely ramming her ankle-murdering wooden plank on wheels into a vulnerable Breezeway pedestrian’s…