Breaking: President Kelly Finally Makes A Statement
At a surprise press conference Monday night, President Kelly released an officially unofficial statement regarding both the Covid-19 cases and the Housing debacle reported on…
President Kelly To Send TBHs To Everyones Email
While times may be strange right now, with all students taking remote classes and slightly losing our grasp on reality, there is hope. President Kelly…
FAU Announces Brand New Game Show: “Are You Smarter Than An FAU High Schooler?”
Filmed in front of a live studio audience in the Living Room Theaters, FAU is proud to introduce their brand new game show, “Are You…
Please Don’t Caption Your Photos “I Live Where You Spring Break”, Or Else
Hey you, yeah YOU. What are your plans for spring break? Wait, don’t tell us. You’re planning on going to the beach, aren’t you? More…
Business Major In Sociology Class Has No Idea What Is Going On
Reports are flooding in across campus that midterm exams and midterm grades are in, and many students are unhappy with their mid-semester wake up call….
Lake Michigan Gives Up Title Of United States’ Biggest Lake To That One Puddle In Front Of The Library
This past Wednesday, history was made as that one puddle in front of the Wimberly Library took its rightful place as the largest lake in…
Fortune Teller Begins Tabling On Breezeway
The FAU Breezeway is excited to welcome a brand new, exciting, slightly obtrusive, foot-traffic halting table this coming Monday: esteemed Fortune Teller and tarot card…
The Pop Up To Start Serving Ketamine After 4pm
From the ESports Arena to the Pollo Tropical, the 2019-2020 school year has brought many new and exciting places of dining and amusement for FAU…
Atlantic Idol Auditoner Sings Tik Tok Songs For 10 Minutes Straight
Preliminary auditions for the highly anticipated Atlantic Idol, hosted by FAU’s very own Hoot/Wisdom and the Pop Up, began on February 11th. Since then, onlookers…
Mustang Owning Freshman Promises He Has An Average Sized Penis
We’ve all heard them. The freshmen that rev their sports car’s engine to quickly make the jump from zero to the speed limit of 25mph…