Report: Boys Go To Jupiter To Get More Stupider
A report published Monday found that boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Monica Rugby, head of FAU’s Department of Psychology, noted that male…
Man To Reserve Opinion On Film Until After Checking Rotten Tomatoes Score
Saying that the film’s dense themes and poignant social commentary would require time to process, area man Brian Hill told reporters Wednesday that he will…
Housing Builds Raccoon-Exclusive Dormitory To Ease Gang Violence
Relations between the ducks and iguanas on campus are still tense. The increase in gang violence has led another group to feel vulnerable and threatened:…
Breezeway Hosts Windows Movie Maker Firework Spectacular
This Independence Day, the Breezeway will be hosting a Windows Movie Maker firework show found on YouTube from 2008. The video will be projected on…
Nick Gets New Haircut
After several days of unfounded reports, sources familiar with the situation confirmed this morning that Nick has indeed gotten a new haircut. Eating from a…
4 Reasons This Pile Of Bricks Deserves A Parking Spot Over You
So, you slept through your alarm again? What’s worse, you remember that you’re all out of Keurig K-Cups and forgot to buy some last night….
FAU Gang Wars: Ducks Vs. Iguanas
Tensions are high at the FAU Boca Campus as the Summer term begins with rising gang violence between ducks and iguanas occurring on school grounds….
Education Major Admits All She Does In Class Is Read ‘The Very Hungry Caterpillar’ and Sing ‘Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star’
FAU junior Jennifer Daily frantically left her Early Childhood Development final in tears Monday after realizing she messed up during the oral part of the…
Vegan Student Eats Dining Hall Garden Burgers Every Day, Only Poops Corn
Sandra Dion, freshman Nursing major and vegan of four years, has spent the past nine months eating nothing but the Atlantic Dining Hall’s garden burger….
FAU Wants You To Know Davie Exists
It was out of simple curiosity that FAU junior Evan Rogers clicked on a link that sponsored FAU’s Davie campus. “It looked like a cheaper,…