Overwhelmed by her accumulating mass of unfinished school assignments, FAU student Marie Kempton complained Monday that she does not possess the time to complete her…
Two days before Saint Patrick’s Day, local leprechaun Murphy McDonald-Walsh III, reported his pot stolen. Walsh claimed that the pot was worth an extensive amount…
Amidst the accusations against the many celebrities and wealthy who have illegally paid enormous sums to guarantee their children a spot in different universities, President…
Sources reported Monday that Alexa Stevenson, an FAU sophomore with chronic anxiety, has been storing every handout she receives on the Breezeway in a specific…
Sources are now confirming that 21-year-old Rodney Lapinski, a Florida Atlantic University senior, made claims at the party he was attending Thursday night that his…
Every year Spring Break comes around, and every year we all plan to do things that we don’t have time for during the regular semester….
Proclaiming the sinful nature of homosexuality from atop a folding stool situated near the entrance of the Breezeway, an unidentified anti-LGBT preacher reportedly got his…
On Friday, student Logan Wood reportedly alleged that his four-year-old Shih Tzu ate his two-paragraph Film Theory discussion board response before its 11:59 p.m. submission…
Despite receiving numerous warnings from his professor at the beginning of the spring semester, junior Jeff Brown was utterly shocked Wednesday to discover that he…
FAU is reportedly cracking down on hackers working to steal students’ Canvas assignments and discussion board posts by requiring students to log in to MyFAU…