Campus in Shock as Student Under Age of 50 Attends Living Room Theaters
At 4:15 p.m. on Thursday afternoon, FAU student Aubrey Stevens made the shocking decision to go see a movie at FAU’s Living Room Theaters. This…
FAU High Schoolers Make Regular Students Self Conscious
Recent reports claim that the presence of FAU Henderson High School students on the FAU Boca campus lowers the confidence of the rest of the…
Sociology Professor Dead After Excruciatingly Boring Student PowerPoint Presentation
FAU Sociology professor Daniel Kubnik suddenly collapsed and died Monday morning during a student PowerPoint presentation. Preliminary results point to the excruciatingly boring presentation as…
Ancient Drawings Found on FAU Library Cubbies
Archaeologists have been hired to excavate the Wimberly Library after the amazing discovery of ancient drawings on cubbies located throughout the building. Student Marcus Goode…
FAU Football Team Receives Three Billion Dollars in Chipotle Gift Cards
In a transformative move sure to change the face of collegiate charity, the Schmidt Family Foundation donated the largest amount of money in FAU history…
Toolbag Posts Live Status Updates While Skipping Test
FAU student and widely-recognized toolbag Falcon Aaron didn’t show up to an important Spanish test Friday. Hoot reporters looked to his Facebook page for an…
GReal Talk with Carrie Burgendorf: Should I Pay for That?
By Carrie Bergendorf GReal Talk is real girl talk, a monthly column for real girls really living, by Carrie Burgendorf. GReal Talk tackles the real…
Recent Graduate Learns Yoga Pants Are Not Acceptable Work Clothes
Recent FAU graduate Debra Oppenstein’s ability to immediately find employment in her field far outmatches her fashion sense. Tuesday morning, after two weeks on the…
Phase One of I-95 Student Lane Complete as FAU Bulldozes Over Owl Reserve
After years of construction on the Spanish River overpass of Interstate-95, Florida Atlantic University held its official ribbon cutting ceremony Monday morning to celebrate the…
FAU Loses Scholarship Funds in Powerball Bid
In an unfortunate act of financial misconduct, the FAU board of trustees voted to repurpose the Undergraduate and Graduate scholarship funds towards the nationwide Powerball…