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Campus Life, News November 30, 2015

Outtakes Unveils Peppermint Flavored Ramen for Holidays

As the holidays approach, America is continuing its irrepressible love affair with seasonal flavored products. FAU’s one-stop on-campus super-store, Outtakes, has launched their newest “mostly-edible”…


Campus Life November 27, 2015

Two Remaining Students on Campus Rejoice as Black Friday Sales Make FAU Bookstore More Affordable

FAU’s most beloved bookstore, known for their famous $5.99 pen, announced on Thursday that they will be opening up for Black Friday with massive discounts…


News November 25, 2015

Pres. Kelly Takes School Spirit to Uncanny Heights at Faculty Thanksgiving Dinner

Feeling that holidays on the FAU campus were severely lacking in school pride, Florida Atlantic University President John Kelly decided to host an exclusive Thanksgiving…


Sports November 22, 2015

FAU Football Team Barely Loses This Time

This past weekend the Florida Atlantic Owls barely lost a game against the University of Florida. In a tight match-up versus the number 8 team…


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