As classes for the 2018 Fall Semester begin, a report published Monday indicated that Jesus fuck, not this goddamn bullshit again. “Here we go,” read the report in part, explaining that once more it is time to regurgitate information from overpriced textbooks which will probably never be opened to professors who care less about you than their jobs. “I just spent the past twenty minutes searching for a parking spot so that I can make an 8 a.m. class that I didn’t want to take but had no choice but to register for because all of the other time slots were filled by fucking vultures. The line for Starbucks is looking longer than one for a soup kitchen during the Great Depression, so it looks like I’m going to have to face a slew of cringe-worthy icebreaker challenges head-on without the aid of caffeine. I estimate another two years of this nightmare before I receive my degree, the most expensive piece of rolling paper I’ve ever purchased.” At press time, sources found that it just never fucking ends.
Report: Jesus Fuck, Not This Shit Again
