Senior Has Wet Dream About Graduation

On Monday morning, senior Biology major Aaron Castellano awoke to a large, white surprise from his wet dream about his upcoming graduation. Castellano discovered the pleasurable aftermath when he arose early to edit and print out his final paper for his Evolution course. Castellano is an “A” student with a 99 in the course, so he knew that all he had to do was submit this paper for him to graduate. With his sudden victory being certain, Castellano went to bed the previous night overjoyed. “I was so happy,” said Castellano. “I said, ‘Oh my God, it is finally going to happen.’ That is what I told myself as I got into bed. Just wow, I made such a mess.”

With graduation just a few short days away, Castellano has a big mess to clean up. “You know what? Something is always ready to pop when it builds up for long enough,” added the senior as he scrubbed the cum stains off his cap and gown.

At press time, Castellano finished cleaning his moist midnight misfire and was preparing for one of his final days at the University in is UVA bathroom. Castellano was heard moaning out the words, “Oh my, oh wow, yes! Oh my, that diploma is so hot. Yes, Dr. Kelly! Yes!”