Student Absent All Semester Bravely Takes Final Exam

In a remarkable display of courage Tuesday, FAU freshman Wyatt Graham attended his Calculus 101 final despite having been absent for the entire semester. “The syllabus said attendance isn’t mandatory, yet you still expect me to go willingly?” Graham said, adding that although he does not even know what his professor looks like, he is not overly concerned with the possibility of failing the class. “I’m one of those natural test-takers that never have to study and still get good grades. Just to be safe, I made sure to spend around ten or fifteen minutes last night skimming through the PowerPoint slides on Blackboard, so I should be golden.” At press time, sources reported that Graham left the examination room appearing confused, as he was under the impression that the class was Art Appreciation.