Student Already Practicing How To Ask For Extra Credit Instead Of Studying

With midterms finishing up and the spring semester halfway through, sophomore Lily Terrence has begun to practice what she will say to her professor when she asks for extra credit at the end of the term instead of just studying the material.

“I know my test grades don’t show it, but I’m actually such a hard worker,” Terrence practiced in the mirror as if speaking to her statistics professor. “Oh yeah, this is good stuff. There’s no way he could say no to me.”

The sophomore has not returned to class since spring break ended, as she has been dedicating her time to perfecting her plea for extra credit. Close sources have reported that Terrence is putting her all into this and if it were a graded assignment she would, without a doubt, receive an A.