Girl With Anxiety Has Folder Specifically For Papers She Receives On The Breezeway
Sources reported Monday that Alexa Stevenson, an FAU sophomore with chronic anxiety, has been storing every handout she receives on the Breezeway in a specific…
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Student Handing Out Flyers On Breezeway Becomes Monster He Once Feared
Junior Steven Adams came to the grim realization Friday while handing out flyers on the Breezeway that he had become the monster he once feared….
Breezeway Longboarder Can’t Wait To Ram Into Your Ankle
Breezeway longboarder Ashton Schwanz could not contain herself with the thought of surely ramming her ankle-murdering wooden plank on wheels into a vulnerable Breezeway pedestrian’s…
Breezeway Hosts Windows Movie Maker Firework Spectacular
This Independence Day, the Breezeway will be hosting a Windows Movie Maker firework show found on YouTube from 2008. The video will be projected on…
FAU Administration: “Fuck It, Let’s Just Make The Breezeway One Of Those Moving Walkway Things In Airports”
On Friday morning, Florida Atlantic University announced that they would finally be making a very much needed renovation in the Breezeway: turning the ground into…
Couches To Be Placed On Breezeway For Students To Enjoy The New Televisions
Following the end of this spring semester, construction of the FAU Breezeway is reported to resume once again, but this time to include couches for…
The REAL Breezeway Timeline They Don’t Want You To See
The Breezeway has been under construction since 1983, but the Florida Atlantic establishment and MSM newspapers want you to believe it’s been under construction for…
Report: Only 90s Kids Remember Breezeway
Step aside, Tamagotchi: the full-length FAU Breezeway provides 90’s kids a truly wicked blast from the past. The ability to walk straight to class without…
Breezeway Focuses On Inner Beauty After Spiritual Spring Break
The FAU Breezeway returned Monday morning with a newfound appreciation of itself, announcing that it would halt exterior construction and focus instead on its inner…
Sex in the Breezeway
Have you seen someone fuckable on campus but you were too awkward to ask for their name? Let The Hoot help you find them by…