Freshman’s Mom Audits Classes To Keep An Eye On Her Son
The second week of classes have begun, and while the new freshmen are enjoying newfound freedom from their parents, local mom Heather Thomas is missing…
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Rebellious Freshman Skips Class, Immediately Calls Mother Sobbing
Summoning all the courage she could muster, sources confirm rebellious freshman Elizabeth Williams skipped her Music Appreciation class Friday only to immediately call her mother…
An Open Letter To The Assholes Who Keep Taking All The Good Classes
Dear Assholes, I hate you. There are too many classes that I wish I could be taking instead of these shitstorms. I put so much…