FAU Issues Warning to Watch Out for That One Spider
Spring season is upon us, and as the winds of winter blow by, and the warmer air and rain brings back bugs, a fresh new…
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FAU Fails To Address Giant Asteroid Hurtling Toward Campus
In the days following initial reports of the impending calamity, Florida Atlantic University has continued to disregard the giant asteroid hurtling straight toward the Boca…
FAU High Schoolers Can’t Stress Enough How ‘Okay’ They Are
After noticing how worried fellow students had become at their immense and stressful workload, FAU High School students made sure to stress Thursday how ‘okay’…
FAU Tobacco Free Ambassador Program Seeking Snitches
Since 2015, FAU has enforced a tobacco-free policy across all campuses with the hopes of creating a healthier environment for students and staff. In order…
Kahoot Revealed To Be Main Event At FAU Underground Gambling Ring
“We put the ‘hoot’ in Kahoot,” said student Martin Banks as he was arrested by Florida Atlantic P.D. for hosting a series of unsanctioned games…
Who The Fuck Is The Student Body President?
Seriously, we have no idea.
FAU Builds Second Floor Of Cafeteria To Accommodate Sudden Increase Of Vegans And Vegetarians
FAU has announced Friday that they are in the process of developing a fifteen million dollar second floor for the Atlantic Dining Hall to accommodate…
FAU To Solve Parking Crisis By Making Cars Illegal
FAU’s Parking and Transportation Services announced this morning that in an effort to solve the university’s lack of parking, all cars on campus have been…
FAU Bookstore Debuts Lane Kiffin Body Pillows
With the successful 2017 football season, the FAU Bookstore is proud to announce their new line of merchandise; with their highlighted item, the limited edition…
FAU Gang Wars: Ducks Vs. Iguanas
Tensions are high at the FAU Boca Campus as the Summer term begins with rising gang violence between ducks and iguanas occurring on school grounds….