FAU Unveils New Major: Wrecking Noobs On Fortnite
On Friday morning, Florida Atlantic University announced that it would finally be welcoming the addition of a brand new major: Wrecking Noobs On Fortnite. This…
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FAU Announces New Residence Hall: Hillel All-Night Study
On Monday morning, the FAU Department of Housing and Residential Life announced that they will be turning the Hillel All-Night Study into a brand new…
FAU Baseball Prepares For Another Great Season Nobody Will Care About
With Friday’s season opener in Boca Raton against George Washington University, FAU Baseball is finalizing their preparations for another successful season that nobody will care…
Top Ten FAU Smells
1. Utility building next to the library The putrid odor of boiled eggs released in the warm mist. 10/10, wouldn’t smell again. 2. Student…
FAU to Spend $5 Million on Fixing Crooked ‘C’ in ‘FAU’ Sign
In the new year, FAU will start construction on restoring the crooked ‘C’ on the main Glades Road entrance sign with a starting budget of…
FAU Recruits Furby as New Mascot
Three months after the horrific Thanksgiving disappearance of its beloved mascot Owlsley, the FAU administration has finally chosen the new face of the university: 90s…
GReal Talk with Carrie Burgendorf: Should I Pay for That?
By Carrie Bergendorf GReal Talk is real girl talk, a monthly column for real girls really living, by Carrie Burgendorf. GReal Talk tackles the real…
Recent Graduate Learns Yoga Pants Are Not Acceptable Work Clothes
Recent FAU graduate Debra Oppenstein’s ability to immediately find employment in her field far outmatches her fashion sense. Tuesday morning, after two weeks on the…
FAU Loses Scholarship Funds in Powerball Bid
In an unfortunate act of financial misconduct, the FAU board of trustees voted to repurpose the Undergraduate and Graduate scholarship funds towards the nationwide Powerball…
Horrifying Study Reveals a Quarter of FAU Students to Be Dragged Away by Giant Spiders
This morning, Palm Beach County released the findings of a bizarre study that confirms everyone’s fears: nearly a quarter of FAU students will be dragged…