FAU Holds Non-Graduation Ceremony for Super Seniors Giving Up on College
On Wednesday morning, thousands of fifth year seniors assembled inside the FAU Student Union for a non-graduation ceremony, where participants finally celebrated giving up on…
Finals Week
Absolute Speed Demon Shuffles Exam Packet Loudly to Inform Class He’s on Next Page
On Tuesday morning during his Spanish II final, absolute speed demon Reid Allen shattered the calm, quiet atmosphere within the classroom after loudly shuffling his…
Prison Bars Installed in Library Study Rooms to Help Students Feel Even More at Home
In order for students to feel more at home for finals week, the FAU Wimberly Library will be refurbishing all study rooms to include prison…
Shitty Creative Writing Student: ‘I’m Great At This’
Finals season is a time of grave distress for most, but in the creative writing classes across the Boca Raton campus, there is one truly…
Top 7 Easiest Ways To Cheat On Your Next Final
These are the top 7 ways to cheat on your next final without getting caught! When all else in this world is failing you, refer…
Student Fills Out Suspiciously Nice SPOT Evaluation in Last Ditch Effort to Save Grade
As a last attempt to try and salvage the impending disaster she calls her grade, student Bianca Reynolds decided to go the extra mile while…
Student Preparing for Finals Opens Textbook for First Time Since Enrolling
On Tuesday morning, in order to prepare for an exam later that day, student Lindsay Kaling bravely opened her textbook for the first time since…
First Florida Snow Since 1977 Found in Wimberly Library
On Friday morning, the beautiful and awe inspiring miracle of snowfall occurred for the first time in South Florida since 1977 right in Florida Atlantic…
A Letter from President Kelly: It’s OWL Over! H.A.G.S. Lol
Wowzers. What a year. Can you believe it, kiddos? Its me again, Daddy Kelly (that’s my real name now, btw). And it’s about time I…
Fucking Loser Costs Entire Class Their Curve
Tuesday morning, freshman and Fucking Loser Josh Raheem cost his whole class the curve when he got a 100 on the final exam in his…