Student Chains Self To Algonquin Hall: ‘I Will Go Down With This Ship’
After being informed about the future demolishment of Algonquin Hall, sophomore Lindsay Birkenstein chained herself to the dormitory Friday in protest of the summer construction…
Finals Week
‘Suck It,’ Says Graduate With 2.6 GPA
With commencement ceremonies taking place throughout the coming weeks, graduating senior Greg Daniels reportedly told a group of freshman to “suck it” while gloating about…
Top 5 Places To Take Graduation Photos On Campus
1. Algonquin Hall As many students know, the Algonquin Residence Hall will be torn down this summer to be replaced with a newer and nicer, yet…
Computer Science Final To Beat Game Of Minesweeper
Students in Professor Hammond’s computer science class reported Thursday that they are quietly beginning to freak out after discovering that their final exam is to beat…
Death Toll Rises In Bloodiest Blue Scantron Shortage On Record
There has been an upsurge of chaos at the FAU Boca campus during this finals week as the 2018 Blue Scantron Shortage has left students…
FAU Holds Non-Graduation Ceremony for Super Seniors Giving Up on College
On Wednesday morning, thousands of fifth year seniors assembled inside the FAU Student Union for a non-graduation ceremony, where participants finally celebrated giving up on…
Absolute Speed Demon Shuffles Exam Packet Loudly to Inform Class He’s on Next Page
On Tuesday morning during his Spanish II final, absolute speed demon Reid Allen shattered the calm, quiet atmosphere within the classroom after loudly shuffling his…
Prison Bars Installed in Library Study Rooms to Help Students Feel Even More at Home
In order for students to feel more at home for finals week, the FAU Wimberly Library will be refurbishing all study rooms to include prison…
Shitty Creative Writing Student: ‘I’m Great At This’
Finals season is a time of grave distress for most, but in the creative writing classes across the Boca Raton campus, there is one truly…
Top 7 Easiest Ways To Cheat On Your Next Final
These are the top 7 ways to cheat on your next final without getting caught! When all else in this world is failing you, refer…