Netflix Servers Shut Down After Messy Break Up With Students
Hearts across the nation were broken Tuesday night when Netflix servers completely shut down in what appears to be an act of defiance against students…
Florida Atlantic University
Leaked Document Reveals Former Pres. Saunders Supported Elf Sweatshops
The Hoot’s investigative journalists have retrieved a document revealing that in January of 2013, former FAU President Mary Jane Saunders sold the naming rights of…
FAU Greek Life Tired of Homelessness
After long nights of hopeless wandering, members of FAU’s Alpha Tau Omega Eta Mu chapter finally decided that they are sick of being homeless. According…