Freshman

Excited Freshman Joins PEN15 Club

On Wednesday morning, excitable freshman Connor Andrews signed up for a mysterious allegiance entitled PEN15 Club. Andrews was reportedly lured into joining by a PEN15…


Edgy Freshman Wears FSU Hoodie

On Monday morning, daring FAU Freshman Eddie Huntington was spotted wearing a Florida State University hoodie while walking down the Breezeway. According to witnesses at…



FAU Freshman Gets Totally Laid

On Monday morning, FAU freshman pre-med major Hugh Johnson revealed through a group text to his study group that he absolutely, without a single doubt,…