‘Suck It,’ Says Graduate With 2.6 GPA
With commencement ceremonies taking place throughout the coming weeks, graduating senior Greg Daniels reportedly told a group of freshman to “suck it” while gloating about…
Graduation
Top 5 Places To Take Graduation Photos On Campus
1. Algonquin Hall As many students know, the Algonquin Residence Hall will be torn down this summer to be replaced with a newer and nicer, yet…
Senior Has Wet Dream About Graduation
On Monday morning, senior Biology major Aaron Castellano awoke to a large, white surprise from his wet dream about his upcoming graduation. Castellano discovered the…
Student Graduates While Waiting in Line for Academic Advisor
FAU graduate Branson Lindo was found standing in line for academic advising this week, still waiting for an appointment even though he had graduated in…
Students Ditch Advising, Turn to On-Campus Astrologer for Graduation Forecast
Student Services faculty at FAU were shocked to discover this week that an on-campus astrologer has been predicting the dates of students’ graduations. This discovery…
Report: Graduating Seniors Purposely Failing Exams to Stay in College
Studies into the phenomenon of seniors failing their exams this semester have revealed that students have been purposely failing their exams in order to stay…