FAU Bookstore Debuts Lane Kiffin Body Pillows
With the successful 2017 football season, the FAU Bookstore is proud to announce their new line of merchandise; with their highlighted item, the limited edition…
Lane Kiffin
Lane Kiffin Recruits Mr. Wigglesworth After Monumental Puppy Bowl Performance
In an unexpected move, Mr. Wigglesworth the Shar-Pei has been recruited by Lane Kiffin to become FAU’s new starting first-string fullback. Mr. Wigglesworth had a…
A Message from Lane Kiffin: “Football.”
Sup. It’s Lane Kiffin. I’m just reaching out to let you know that we play football here. That’s right, Florida Atlantic is a football university…
FAU Desperately Places Cardboard Cutouts of Lane Kiffin to Fill Stadium Seats
In a last-ditch effort to amass an audience for Saturday’s home game, FAU administration strategically filled the 30,000 empty stadium seats with life-sized cardboard cutouts…
Lane Kiffin Registers All Campus Raccoons as Service Animals After Navy Loss
Facing the loss of FAU football’s first home game against Navy, Head Coach Lane Kiffin contacted the National Service Animal Registry to arrange for all…
FAU Football Prepares to Receive Load of Seamen Tonight
This Friday FAU students can witness Lane Kiffin and the football squad lace up their spandex, suck on some mouthguards, and blow the competition away…
FAU Administration To Run Sexy Car Wash Amid Budget Cuts
After reports of a $6 million loss in state funding for FAU this week, the University’s CFO Jeff Atwater announced that he would be running…
Lane Kiffin Recruits Blue Eyes White Dragon For Offensive Line
On Thursday morning, Lane Kiffin and the rest of the FAU football program proudly announced the commitment of Azrael, the legendary Blue Eyes White Dragon,…
Lane Kiffin Wakes from Lobotomy Trance, Still Unsure How He Got Here
In a development surprising only to FAU upper management, new football coach Lane Kiffin has woken up from what appears to have been a lobotomy…
Breaking: New FAU Football Coach Lane Kiffin to Be Paid Exclusively in Disappointment
On Monday morning Lane Kiffin was revealed to be signing a contract to become the new head coach of the FAU football team, under the…