FAU Administration To Run Sexy Car Wash Amid Budget Cuts
After reports of a $6 million loss in state funding for FAU this week, the University’s CFO Jeff Atwater announced that he would be running…
Lane Kiffin
Lane Kiffin Recruits Blue Eyes White Dragon For Offensive Line
On Thursday morning, Lane Kiffin and the rest of the FAU football program proudly announced the commitment of Azrael, the legendary Blue Eyes White Dragon,…
Lane Kiffin Wakes from Lobotomy Trance, Still Unsure How He Got Here
In a development surprising only to FAU upper management, new football coach Lane Kiffin has woken up from what appears to have been a lobotomy…
Breaking: New FAU Football Coach Lane Kiffin to Be Paid Exclusively in Disappointment
On Monday morning Lane Kiffin was revealed to be signing a contract to become the new head coach of the FAU football team, under the…