‘I’ll Check That Out,’ Says Friend With No Intention Of Checking Out Netflix Recommendation
Expressing a feigned enthusiasm that only a practiced liar could muster, local man Aaron Gaines, who has no intention of following his friend Eric Bernard’s…
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FAU Student’s Laptop Gains Consciousness, Can’t Stop Playing Netflix and Porn
On Monday morning, FAU sophomore Dave McCarthy was shocked to find that his laptop gained consciousness when he opened it for his Intro to Robotics…
Netflix Servers Shut Down After Messy Break Up With Students
Hearts across the nation were broken Tuesday night when Netflix servers completely shut down in what appears to be an act of defiance against students…