Snow Owl: 10lbs Of Cocaine Found In Owlsley’s Den
FAU’s problematic mascot has found himself in deep water yet again. Over the weekend, Owlsley threw a party celebrating President Joe Biden’s inauguration. “It was…
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Owlsley Forced To Step Down After Old Problematic Tweets Surface
Multiple screenshots of tweets made by FAU’s beloved mascot, Owlsley, have recently come to light after a student shared screenshots of them on Twitter. Mere…
I LIVED IT: Owlsley’s Former Lover Speaks
After months of hiding from the press, an anonymous Jane Doe finally decided to sit down with the Hoot to discuss her claims of being…
Owlsley To Reporters: “Don’t Talk To Me Or My Son Ever Again”
Late Thursday afternoon after being crowded by a rush of paparazzi and university news network reporters, the normally happy-go-lucky FAU mascot, Owlsley, may have lost…
Breaking: Trump Pays Owlsley Hush Money For Sexual Favors
On June 24, 2006, during his stay at a nearby Residence Inn, then business mogul, Donald Trump, was reported to have paid FAU’s mascot, Owlsley,…
Owlsley Demands Extended Summer Break As Part Of Contract Renewal
On Monday morning, news quickly spread that Owlsley may not be returning to FAU when expected due to a demand for an extended summer break…
Owlsley Has Existential Crisis: “I’m The Last Real Owl At FAU”
Earlier this Monday morning, Owlsley was found lying on the ground covered in owl drool and the tangy barbeque sauce of a weekend bender clinging…
FAU Recruits Furby as New Mascot
Three months after the horrific Thanksgiving disappearance of its beloved mascot Owlsley, the FAU administration has finally chosen the new face of the university: 90s…