‘Deal With It,’ Says FAU In Response To Permanent Stoppage Of Student Union Construction
The Student Union’s construction has left many students scared and confused in its wake. What will become of the ever-present smell of desperation and body…
The Student Union’s construction has left many students scared and confused in its wake. What will become of the ever-present smell of desperation and body…
Puzzled marine biology student Mike Planter elucidated Wednesday that he “would never step on any seal in front of the Student Union.” This relieving statement…
The Student Union will be giving away free nugs of weed to anyone who shows up dressed in green on 4/20. Requirements to receive a…
In a massive act of selflessness effectuated by the FAU gaming community, Student Union gamers collectively decided to turn off Super Smash Brothers and take…
The mysterious B.O. smell in the FAU Student Union, long thought caused by intense, sweaty games of Super Smash Bros in the gaming corner, was…