‘Deal With It,’ Says FAU In Response To Permanent Stoppage Of Student Union Construction
The Student Union’s construction has left many students scared and confused in its wake. What will become of the ever-present smell of desperation and body…
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Confused Marine Biology Student Clarifies He “Would Never Step On Any Seal In Front Of The Student Union”
Puzzled marine biology student Mike Planter elucidated Wednesday that he “would never step on any seal in front of the Student Union.” This relieving statement…
Student Union Gives Free Weed To Anyone Dressed In Green For 4/20
The Student Union will be giving away free nugs of weed to anyone who shows up dressed in green on 4/20. Requirements to receive a…
Student Union Gamers Take Lone Shower of Semester
In a massive act of selflessness effectuated by the FAU gaming community, Student Union gamers collectively decided to turn off Super Smash Brothers and take…
Student Union B.O. Scented Air Freshener Replaced with B.O. Scented Man
The mysterious B.O. smell in the FAU Student Union, long thought caused by intense, sweaty games of Super Smash Bros in the gaming corner, was…