“I Am Thankful for… My Hot Cousin?!”
Local student Rocco Taylor got a shock this year upon meeting his cousin Brittany for the first time, where he immediately found himself uncontrollably attracted…
Thanksgiving
Fucking Loser Celebrates Thanksgiving Alone in Abandoned IRT Dorm Room
While normal students across the FAU dorms have vacated to the warm embrace of their families this Thursday for Thanksgiving break, geology sophomore and Fucking…
Failing Student Worried Turkey Won’t Be Only Thing Getting Roasted Tomorrow
After shamefully opening Blackboard to discover that he is failing all of his classes, FAU student Marquis Donovan came to the unsettling realization that this…
Pres. Kelly Takes School Spirit to Uncanny Heights at Faculty Thanksgiving Dinner
Feeling that holidays on the FAU campus were severely lacking in school pride, Florida Atlantic University President John Kelly decided to host an exclusive Thanksgiving…