1. Utility building next to the library
The putrid odor of boiled eggs released in the warm mist. 10/10, wouldn’t smell again.
2. Student Union
The radiating fumes of bodily odor. 9/10, would recommend deodorant.
3. Pond between Arts and Humanities and College of Nursing
The emanation of accumulated algae growth and wet duck feces. 8/10, wouldn’t suggest poop trail.
4. Arts and Letters
The acrid stink of poverty and emotional instability. 7/10, definitely having trouble with FAFSA and advising.
5. College of Business
The smell of daddy’s money. 6/10, would sniff crisp benjies.
The traces of dedication and insomnia on the fourth floor. 5/10, would pop addies.
The scent of chicken grease and desperation to be rude to a customer. 4/10, wouldn’t bask in fried food aroma.
8. University Village Apartments
The essence of shit, shampoo, and dank marijuana in the hot boxed bathrooms. 3/10, wouldn’t shower there again.
9. Narnia forest between Arts and Letters and Heritage Park
The tang of a suspicious type of tree. 2/10, kind of dank.
10. Food Court
The aroma of the sweet and sour scrotum and noodles bowl from Jow Jing. 1/10, would subject self to this as last resort food option.
Honorable mention: Smokers benches behind General South
The smell of smoke. 11/10 would recommend nicotine patch.