The world’s scariest haunted house attraction has opened featuring walls covered in all the tests participants have ever failed. “I can’t do it, bro. I can’t go back in there,” a frantic Alfred Jones cried to his friends after making it out of the house.“At first, I didn’t believe the others, there was no way it could be that scary. Boy, was I wrong. One minute I was seeing my ENC 1101 final that I forgot to study for, and the next I was looking at my third-grade spelling test where I misspelled ‘toad.’ How could I have thought it was ‘tode?’” Sources close to Jones reported that he has been spending his free time doing some extra studying, despite having graduated the year before.