World’s Scariest Haunted House Consists Of Every Test You’ve Ever Failed

The world’s scariest haunted house attraction has opened featuring walls covered in all the tests participants have ever failed. “I can’t do it, bro. I can’t go back in there,” a frantic Alfred Jones cried to his friends after making it out of the house.“At first, I didn’t believe the others, there was no way it could be that scary. Boy, was I wrong. One minute I was seeing my ENC 1101 final that I forgot to study for, and the next I was looking at my third-grade spelling test where I misspelled ‘toad.’ How could I have thought it was ‘tode?’” Sources close to Jones reported that he has been spending his free time doing some extra studying, despite having graduated the year before.